Anthony says: "Tanya I feel like you’re asking me this to see if I want to join in the witch hunt and the answer, my friend, is yes! Seriously though, this frenemy is overstepping the mark. I totally understand how you would be very upset by her actions and inconsideration...other than doing rain dances to ensure her big day is swamped, I don’t really know what else you can do. I am assuming that you have taken the tactful, gentle approach already? If not then perhaps you should think about what you really want to say and send it in a letter. Good luck honey, hope it all works out!"

Anthony says: "What’s her suggestion, birthday suit and a big smile? I would suggest kilts! They are androgynous and there are some really funky ones available. Try 21st Century Kilts in Edinburgh or Guilty Kilts in Carnaby Square, London – you can have pretty much any colour or design you want and they are actually quite flattering too!"

Richard says: "The law does not allow outdoor weddings. Many hotels use a fixed pergola, and these have to be concreted into the ground to be considered a permanent structure. A registrar is then the only officiate that is able to perform the full legal wedding. However, you can have a humanist ceremony in the garden, having already had the legal element earlier in the day and this can often be very beautiful and personal"

Richard says: "Even though this would look beautiful, you could try a star cloth instead, which is more easily installed and should work out to be a cheaper option. Take a look at innovation-productions.com – they should be able to help you find something suitable."